It starts getting a little movement going.
It gets a little rumble.
Can I get a little rumble from everybody?
Everybody just rumble in your seats right now for me.
Just rumble a little bit.
Okay, no rumble, that's fine.
I'll be the lone rumbler up here.
That's what I am. I'm a lone rumbler.
But then the cell starts banging into the other cells.
And the cells push back and go,
"Hey' what are you doing to me?" They hit into another one.
"Hey, don't do that!" "Hey, that's my friend."
"You don't even know him!" "You don't know me either!"
And they're rumbling everything around.
And once that happens, it's like a mosh pit!
They're goin' crazy...
"I know you, we work together!"
Because then, they hit a rhythm.
They all hit a rhythm.
And this is the beginning of the restorative process.
So now, even if the entire system
is close to dead, what happens?
Martinez, come on.
Give me something.
Oh, no, not today.
Oh, no, not in my house.
No, no, no, no.
Look out, here we come.
Don't look up my pant leg, Derrick.
You're better than that. I'm right over you.
Come on, man.
What do you say?
If all the cells work together, what will happen?
The entire system is healed.
Exactly.
That is a sick dragon.
Yeah!
Move it! Come on, Scott, keep working.
Hey, you know what?
You look as good going as you do coming.
And you, my friend, sat in gum.
Please be gum.
Okay, so how many years is a term of the president?
A president serves a term
of two years?
Ah, come on.
I can't remember this stuff.
Okay, what's your favorite song?
- My favorite song? - Mmm-hmm.
Faithfully.
The Journey song?
Yes.
Niko. I know it.
That's a great song.
They don't make them like that anymore, right?
Well, this is good.
Okay, let's try this.
Ah, that's beautiful.
Thank you.
And it goes with the lyrics. I know.
You try it.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Yes.
- Nice! - Aha!
On, my friend!
She is unbelievable!
You are unbelievable.
I told you.
More later.
Now put him down,
'cause we have a fight to go to.
Let's do this.
It wasn't a tap. It wasn't a tap.
I was just fooling around. I was just fooling around.
Obey my commands at all times.
The corner of the ring's broken, so I'd avoid it.
Derrick?
Oh, nice head movement, yeah!
Cover up, just cover up!
I think you're wearing him down!
Watch out, watch out.
Back him up, back him up!
Do not lose that grip!
You know what to do.
Put your weight on him.
Don't lose your grip!
He lost the grip.
Thank you, Mr. Voss.
You got it, man.
Don't let him lock your arm in place!
Scotty, pound him!
- Use your elbow. - Got it!
- Use your elbow! - Hey!
I'm giving the instructions here.
No, I'm just saying he should use his elbow.
I'm trying to help.
One voice.
No, you shush!
The other gentleman is using his elbow
and it seems to be working.
Can we have this argument on the car ride home?
Yeah!
Here's what happens.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Voss is a winner!
Wow.
All right, everybody, let's get our story straight.
Derrick did it.
"Derrick did it"?
- Hi. - Hey.
Inspiring your students, I see.
Yeah, with a touch of vandalism, yeah.
Hey, listen, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm standing and I just...
That offer for dinner is... It's still out there, so...
Okay.
So if I was to let you cook for me, and I'm not saying I am,
what would you cook?
I'll tell you what.
You name it, I'm cooking it.
- Really? - Yeah.
Hey, which one of these should I go with?
Volcano or Enigma?
Hey, what are you doing?
This is coq au vin. The sauce is extremely delicate.
You know what, I'm just gonna go with both, let 'em fight it out.
Fight, boys!
I haven't seen you like this in years.
- What are you talking about? - I'm jealous.
You're passionate about something.
Someone.
What do you mean?
You got the kids, you got Lauren,
you got your business.
Yeah, I know, but every night I come home,
and at least one kid's locked in a cabinet.
Last night, Lauren says good night to me by throwing a yogurt at me.
And my business is killing me.
Pepper.
I thought you loved painting.
Yeah.
But when Dad died, I just kept going with the business, you know?
It wasn't my dream.
Okay, we are done.
It's perfect.
You got to go after your dreams, Eric.
I mean, if you don't make an effort,
nothing's ever gonna change.
You think?
Absolutely.
You got to find your passion and then let it guide you,
let it envelop...
- She's here. You're out of here. - Already?
- Oh, yeah. - Just two minutes, stir the sauce!
Here you go.
Wow, this is beautiful.
You know, you picked a very delicate dish.
The sauce there is extremely,
it's delicate. Hope you like it.
Well, let's see.
How do you like it?
It's incredible.
You made this?
Yes, I made it. I told you I made it.
I made it. Of course I did.
Okay.
Where does coq au vin come from?
Coq au Vin
is of Turkish descent.
It's from...
No. It's French.
No, the name is French.
Coq au vin is of, obviously... Oui, oui.
But, no, where do you think they get their poultry?
They get it all out of Turkey.
Hence the name, Turkey. It's all fowl...
No, it's all... It's a bird country.
- It's honestly... - Okay.
Whatever restaurant you ordered this from,
it's amazing, so make sure you thank the chef.
And you just did.
The chef, me.
To the chef.
- To the chef. - To me.
Whoever it is.
It's me. I did it.
So, I saw one of your fights on the Internet.
Checking me out.
All right. I see where you're going with this.
How'd I do? I don't understand.
When you are asking me out, you are as stubborn as a badger.
And then with this guy?
He grabbed your hand and you're like,
"I give up, I give up" in two seconds.
Okay. First of all,
it's "stubborn as a mule", it's a mule.
Second of all, he had me in an arm bar, okay?
Do you know what an arm bar is?
If I didn't tap out, he's gonna break my arm,
so that's what you do.
That's what you do
- when you give up. - You know what?
Do me a favor, stand up. Please, stand up.
Okay? I'm gonna put you in an arm bar.
Here, this is a Kimura, right here.
See? Feel this?
Now what would you do if I got you here, huh?
What would you...
What are you doing? Take it easy.
My father told me to strike first and to strike fast
and to always be the aggressor!
All right, stop it!
What you gonna do now, huh?
You're gonna quit? You're a quitter!
You're hitting me with closed fists!
Of course I'm hitting you with a closed fist! This is a fight!
No, it's not.
It's, like, the weirdest date ever.
You know what?
You're sort of right.
Yeah, yeah, you are right.
'Cause I don't know what I was thinking.
Hey!
Okay. This is definitely the weirdest date ever.
Yeah.
Good night, Scott.
Yep, okay.
Well, this was a nice dinner.
Sorry about the lamp.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I wouldn't worry about it at all. You can just leave that there.
You're good. All right.
By the way, a little cologne goes a long way.
Yeah, no, I know. I felt it. My eyes were burning.
I hear you.
Give it to me!
Hey.
Hey. Can you get away for an hour?
I got something for you.
I can't, guy. This is a bad time.
This one thought the Ex-Lax was chocolate.
I'm up to my eyes in it.
- Lauren thinks it's my fault. - It is!
Says you!
Who keeps Ex-Lax in their back pocket?
I had a situation!
You're a situation!
Whatever! Where do you want to go?
You got to wash your face first.
Okay, got you.
Ow! Stop kicking me!
Yeah, and change your clothes.
Hey, what's up?
What are you doing here? We training today?
Nah, nah, we're good.
Look, I told you when you joined my team
I had your back, right?
Yeah.
I just thought you should know Joe Rogan called.
They want you to fight in the UFC.
It's 10 grand.
To lose?
Yup.
Yes! Yes!
Niko turned it down.
He what?
Relax.
Om...
Let your tailbone be heavy.
Om...
Hey!
Relax. Relax.
Back to the peaceful meadow.
Hey, why would you pass on the UFC?
You're not ready for a fight like this.
You realize we're six grand away and the semester's almost over?
It's too dangerous.
Yeah. But this could be one and done.
Hey, the UFC's the real deal, all right?
It's big-time.
There's no broken cages or chickens running around.
Okay, you know what? I got to be honest here.
I don't see what the problem is.
Oh, yeah, okay. You know the problem?
The problem is we're the same age, and I can kick your ass!
You know, maybe we should...
You know what? He's up, he's okay.
You're a schoolteacher, Scott!
I devoted my whole life to fighting.
And you should've been given this shot.
I was good, Scott.
When I was fighting, man, I was beating everybody.
I was unstoppable.
And then when I got my big break to fight for the UFC,
I thought to step it up.
And during training, I just destroyed my neck.
That was it.
Over.
I'm so sorry. I didn't know that.
Look, if you don't think I deserve this fight,
you know what, I'm not gonna take it.
No, you deserve it.
It's just me. It's...
I'll set this up.
I'm sorry, bud.
Yeah.
It's just... Yoga makes me emotional.
Mr. Voss, welcome.
Come, this way.
I want to thank you for your help.
Business has never been better.
Oh, that's great. I'm so glad.
- Your table. - Joe. What's up?
- What's up, Niko? - How are you, brother?
Scott, nice to meet you.
I am such a big fan.
Oh, thank you. Thanks, man.
Joe Rogan, wow.
I showed Dana White some of your fights,
and I was there at the Romero fight.
Great job when you put him down.
That is a tough guy. That's a serious win.
- Yeah, thanks. Thanks so much. - Good evening, gentlemen.
I have created some delicious lettuce wraps,
prepared with very little oil and a hint of ginger.
Thanks.
Actually, best eaten while hot, so...
Yeah, we're gonna...
- Enjoy. - Yep, yeah.
Get out of here.
Okay.
Thanks.
So, here's the deal.
The UFC had a fighter fall out last minute
in an undercard fight against Ken Dietrich
in Las Vegas next week.
Dana's a little worried you might throw up on him.
No, no, that was a one-time deal.
I'm telling you, it was some bad applesauce that got away from me.
- It won't happen again. - Good to hear.
Look, my daughter got into music in middle school.
It changed her life.
And I think what you're doing is awesome, and the UFC agrees.
We'd like to give you a shot.
Now, Niko, you had some concerns?
He's ready.
Okay, good.
I'm gonna grab one of these lettuce things,
and I'll see you boys in Vegas.
- All right, Joe, thanks. - Good luck, sir.
Wow. Thank you.
You got yourself a fight!
Fight!
Okay. I can't believe that we're doing this.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Oh, my God, I love you guys!
- I really do. - Take it easy, Marty.
Oh! Listen,
I have a window seat and I pee a lot.
- Do you mind if I... - Okay, we're switching seats.
Thank you very much.
I'll be right back, honey.
Okay.
Hey, Scott. Can I talk to you for a second?
Sure.
I just want to tell you how grateful we are
for everything you've been doing for my family.
It's been an honor.
He's my hero.
Mine, too.
Thank you.
All right, you gonna wish me luck or what?
Please be careful.
Niko says this guy you're fighting is really dangerous.
Look, I'm going in there, I'm gonna lose the fight,
get my 10 grand, and I'm getting out.
I know you really want to kiss me right now.
But I think we have something special here,
and I don't want to rush the magic.
Okay, first of all, do you know anything about magic?
'Cause magic has to be rushed,
otherwise you can see how the trick is done.
So, bring it in.
Give him your best shot, Scott.
Right here.
Mmm-mmm.
What is that?
Cherry cheesecake, guy.
That looks heavenly.
Could I have one?
Thank you so much.
Give me a slice, guy.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow!
Wow.
Yeah. You know what, give me a little bit...
- Hey! - What?
- What are you doing, man? - Just a little bite.
No way, you're fighting tomorrow.
- Come on. I made weight today. - Doesn't matter.
Bro, you've been eating clean
for six weeks. You eat this crap and you'll be lethargic.
I don't care if I'm "lethargic."
One bite, come on, man.
- Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. - Stay strong, Scott.
After the fight.
Have it after the fight.
Fine, just give me a smell.
Can I get a smell of it?
Can I get a sniff in there?
Here you go.
Look at him.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
Guy, he's fighting tomorrow.
Oh, it's on, man.
It's on, boom, man.
- It's on! - You want some?
Boink!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on, guys. We're making a mess here.
Look, we represent the UFC.
Let's act like it's not our first time to the dance, okay?
I'm getting a call. Hold on a second.
No claws, no claws.
Guys, guys, guys, guys. Take it easy.
He's right, we're making a mess.
Let's take it down a notch.
Want some of this?
What are you... Oh!
What you want?
Hey, you want some?
Hello?
Hi, it's Bella.
Hey. Glad you called.
Did you hear the news?
Elkins was arrested today.
What?
Oh, it's horrible.
Apparently, he's been embezzling from the school for years.
You're kidding me.
He took it, Scott.
All the money that you raised for the music program,
it's gone.
It's over.
Just come back.
I can't. I got to do this.
The money is gone, Scott.
There's nothing to fight for anymore.
Nothing to fight for?
I mean, everyone's quit on these kids.
Elkins, the system, the school, even me.
I can't...
I can't do it again.
I don't want you to get hurt.
You're a teacher.
What are you teaching these kids if you go through with it?
What am I teaching them if I don't?
Can I call you later?
Sure.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Hi, again, everybody. I'm Mike Goldberg.
Welcome to UFC 176.
We are live in Las Vegas.
Sold-out MGM Grand Garden Arena,
where, later tonight, in our main event,
two of the best heavyweights in the Octagon today will collide.
Joe Rogan, my partner, that is a great fight.
Fantastic matchup.
Shane Carwin versus Junior Dos Santos.
Two of the best heavyweight knockout artists
in the sport collide tonight.
We also have a very interesting UFC debut tonight.
Scott Voss, a biology teacher from Boston.
Now, here's the good news,
he was a Division 1 college wrestler.
Here's the bad news, that was 20 years ago,
and he's facing Ken "The Executioner" Dietrich.
And everyone around the world knows
how vicious and dangerous Ken Dietrich can be.
And I think he's gonna be looking to make
a huge statement tonight against the UFC newcomer.
Let's get UFC 176 underway.
All right, guys-
We should start heading out.
Hey. I need you to forget about Elkins.
All right?
No matter what happens tonight,
I promise you, we are gonna figure this thing out.
Look at me.
I need you.
Okay.
All right.
Voss and Dietrich, what a great story.
Biology teacher from Boston making his UFC debut.
And Dietrich is angry.
He's looking for the highlight-reel knockout.
He was supposed to be fighting a top-20 contender.
That fell out, and he takes this schoolteacher fight on last minute.
He's trying to send a message.
He's trying to tell the world that Scott Voss
does not belong in the Octagon.
Amen. Let's do this.
Amen.
It sounds different.
Yeah, it does sound different.
Come here.
You're not gonna believe this.
How did they...
You put this all together?
Wasn't me.
How did you do this?
I called him.
Be safe.
Thank you.
He looks good.
He does look good.
Got nothing on you though.
My little fireplug.
- Aw. - Yeah.
"Fireplug."
It's a compliment.
Okay.
No matter what happens, I'm so proud of you.
This is great. Come on!
All right, Scott, let's go.
Get up there, baby, let's go.
Get up!
Good song, man. Good song. It's a scary song.
Don't worry about it.
You go first.
Hey, look at him right there.
He's got no business being in here with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, this fight is three rounds
in the UFC Heavyweight Division.
Introducing first, fighting out of the red corner,
out of Boston, Massachusetts, Scott Voss!
Mr. Voss! Mr. Voss!
And now introducing his opponent,
fighting out of the blue corner,
out of Lake Forest, California,
Ken "The Executioner" Dietrich!
Come on!
Kill him, baby!
And when the action begins, our referee in charge, Herb Dean.
All right, gentlemen.
We've been over the rules in the dressing room.
Protect yourself at all times.
You're gonna follow my instructions.
We're gonna keep it clean, everything above the belt.
We're gonna keep our hands closed.
No grabbing the fence.
We're not gonna grab the shorts...
All right, gentlemen.
Touch gloves, let's make it official.
Hey, take it to the ground as fast as possible.
Let me ask you guys something.
How much do I get if we win?
What are you saying?
I know what he's saying.
Fifty grand.
Holy smoke.
Let's win this thing.
Yeah! That's right.
Go get him, kid. I like it.
UFC debut for Scott Voss, the biology teacher.
You ready to fight?
You ready?
Let's do it.
Here we go!
Oh, huge Superman Punch right out of the gate!
Cover up!
Cover up, Scott! Cover up!
Big hooks to the body and the head!
Dietrich is swarming him!
Cover up, Scott!
Dietrich is lethal on the ground.
You need to get on top, Scott!
Up, up, up, up, up, up. up!
Scott Voss is in pure survival mode.
Oh, my goodness!
What is keeping this guy in there?
Pull down, Scott!
Don't stop, Scott! Keep scrambling, buddy!
Herb Dean right on top of the action.
He may stop this fight.
Fight back. Protect yourself.
Voss is in all kinds of trouble here, Mike!
This is ugly!
What a great round for Ken Dietrich.
And what a terrifying first round for Scott Voss.
You got to give him credit, though. The kid can take a beating.
No question about it.
You all right? He is so good.
He's so good, man.
He hit me flush, so freakin' flush.
Oh, God. Stitch.
I can't believe you're working on me, man.
It's so awesome.
I'm having a crazy month of meeting people.
- Welcome to the UFC, huh? - Thank you.
It is gonna be very hard for him to recover from that.
He took some bombs in that round.
Man, so you want to fight in the UFC?
The ground is not working.
- No, I know. I see that. - It's not working.
He's so good there. He knows everything.
Everything you taught me, he knows better.
- Stay on your feet. - Okay, yeah.
Don't get on the ground.
He knows everything.
And, Joe, Scott Voss has got to do something different.
He's got to come up with some sort of an answer,
but I don't know what he's gonna be able to do.
Ready? Ready?
Fight!
Round two under way.
Voss comes out swinging.
He's got heart.
Come on, put your hands up!
Big counter.
Checks the kick.
Not that one.
He is taking some shots.
Oh, caught him!
Oh, he gets reversed!
Voss throws him off, though. Very nice.
Oh, Showtime Kick!
Get up, Scott!
Pull! Guard!
Keep your hands up! Get off your back!
If Voss has anything left in his tank,
he's got to use it now.
The Executioner may finish this fight right here.
Get out from under him!
Come on, Scott, pull him on you!
Oh, this might be the end.
Voss is getting a beating!
Pull down, Scott!
- Come on! - Get up, Scott!
Yes!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Oh! Watch out!
Dietrich clearly is trying to get him out of there early,
but I am just amazed that Voss can take all this.
They might stop this fight in between rounds.
This guy is hurt.
Wrong corner, guy.
No, it was a good round.
It was a good one. It was good.
No, wrong section.
Follow my voice. Come on.
Over here.
Scott, listen to me, you've got to stay away from him.
Okay, he's got to go back to the ground.
Can I say something? The ground was just as bad, though.
I'd really like to say something.
It's the lesser of two evils. I know, but...
Hey! I need to say something!
Okay. Take it easy.
I'm sorry, buddy.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do this.
You've already done it.
To hell with my job. Look up there.
Look at those kids.
I got to be honest, it's a little blurry right now.
Then let me tell you what you would see.
You would see a bunch of our students
witnessing complete resolve
in the face of an unbearable obstacle.
They are invested.
Scott, they're inspired.
That's what we're supposed to do as teachers, right?
Inspire.
You can quit right now,
and everything that we worked for
will have been accomplished.
You know, last night, Mollie said to me on the phone
that you thought I was your hero.
You're mine.
Third and final round.
I'll tell you what, the third round
is going to be very interesting,
'cause I don't know what they said to Scott Voss in the corner,
but he is fired up.
Ready? Fight!
Oh, look at that.
Voss has earned the respect of Dietrich.
Voss is slipping shots now, Mike. Look at this.
He looks really comfortable here in round three.
Keep moving. Look to set it up.
Counter that jab.
Oh, Voss countered with a big left jab!
Oh, that hurt him.
Flying knee by Voss!
Oh! He's all over him!
Dietrich reverses him here.
Oh, he kicks him off!
Voss is doing damage now.
Follow up! Good job! Good job! Come on!
Oh! Big body shot!
Oh, he's hurt again!
Great combination.
Boom! Boom! Go! Pull the punch!
Honey, honey, should they be watching this?
They're fine! Finish him!
Okay.
Come on!
Dietrich is in trouble.
Oh, now Voss is in trouble!
Put him out of his misery!
Oh, they are exchanging like Don Frye and Takayama!
Great work in the clinch.
Come on!
Go, buddy! Go!
Both men trying to finish this fight.
Go hard!
Go, Scott! Go, go, go, go, go!
Dietrich is hurt bad, Mike!
He's got him up!
Voss on top.
Voss is winning this round!
Go! Nice! Go, go! Let's go!
Dietrich is getting battered. This is crazy!
This crowd is going nuts!
It is deafening in here!
What a great flurry.
Landing punches on Dietrich.
Oh, no! Oh, triangle!
Okay, don't let go.
Don't let go. Don't lose that grip, Scott.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, Voss is in trouble here, Mike!
This is not good for Scott Voss.
Dietrich switches to an arm bar. Voss has got to defend.
He's got to keep those hands clasped together.
He can't let go of that grip.
Don't lose that grip!
Do not lose that grip!
Hold on tighter!
No!
Stack him up!
Oh, no, it's deep!
Come on, stack him up! Stack him up!
Put that body weight on him!
Okay, Scott, get back to that grip!
You know what to do! I showed you this!
Oh, Voss is in a lot of trouble here.
He may tap.
Oh, this is crazy! He defends!
Oh, he's got him up!
Oh, he's out!
- He's out! - It is all over!
Yes! Yes!
Scott Voss wins his UFC debut!
Scott Voss by knockout.
Yeah!
He did it!
When you think about the dedication
this guy has shown, the sacrifices
and the risks he made, all for those kids,
that guy is a hero.
We won!
Good job, man.
Good job.
Scott! Scott!
Scott!
You were awesome. You won.
Are you ready to kiss me now? 'Cause I'm ready.
I am.
One down.
Go down one, this one.
No, this one. One over.
You are powerful!
Is there anybody better? No!
Thank you, Scott.
Your donation was more than generous.
It's going to keep our school in the black for quite some time.
Hey, could I get that vacation day back?
Not a chance.
- Didn't think so. - Yeah.
Don't you have a class?
I do. I do. I'm going.
Okay. Bye-bye-
Congratulations.
You are now citizens of the United States of America.
Yeah!
I citizen!
I citizen two times!
- Twisty! - Twisty!
Twisty!
Viva America! Viva America!
"J" Sun came up in the middle of the night.
"J" Sun came up in the middle of the night